sarahcorleyyyy

Okay. Since the last time I wrote on here, this is what has happened to me:

1) I got excited because my mom was seriously considering buying plane tickets for my brother and I to go to Florida! We went scouring all over the net for the best deals. But because my brother isn't eighteen, I couldn't go. So we've decided to postpone it until after my birthday.

2) I've gotten stress pimples. Stress is from the excitement that Breaking Dawn is about 3 days away now. If I think about it before I try to go to bed, I get so jumpy I can't sleep. Luckily, my mom baught me The Host (which is phonomenal!) so it kind of mellows me out. I need to write a thank you note to Stephenie Meyer for that. LOL

3) I deleted any and all files that contain AOL stuff. I think I missed a few because the dialer is still working, which is why I am on right now. But myspace won't load on my computer! It's really bugging me! So now I'm downloading AIM so I can get Parker to get on my myspace for me and change some things.

4) My mom got us broadband! I'm so excited! It's activated on the fourth, though, and I wish it was closer, but I'll take what I can get! They compared the speeds of high-speed, broadband, and dial-up to water in pipes. High-speed is a water pipe under the road, it GUSHES at an extremely fast rate and never slows. Broadband is a fire-hydrant, when the water is blasting out the top. And dial-up is a leaky faucet.

Yeah, that's sad.

5) I have an orthodontist appointment on the ninth. Ugh. It's for my jaw though. My teeth don't align the way they are supposed to, and it makes my jaw pop and ache all the time. Especially when I'm eating. So we're going to discuss me getting braces. Ughhh.

6) I discovered the magic that is Travis. Travis is an older band, who is counted in the big book of rock. SM also used on of their songs in T's playlist. Why Does it Always Rain on Me? It's pure, sweet honey in words. I dream about it. My brother even woke me up one night claiming I wouldn't stop singing! It's hilarious. I can't find the CD anywhere, and my internet isn't working well enough for me to download it or find it on Amazon. Sadness. Haha.

Well, gotta go.

ttyl

(:

Okay, I need help with something. So my friends Angie and Parker were forced into a fight by Angie's mother, Cyndi, and I just don't know what to do. I can't hang out with either one until the beginning of school. The only way I could really explain every thing was by a little play:

Characters:

Good Guys:

Sarah, (myself, 14)
Angie, (best friend, 14)
Parker, (best friend, 14)
Lee Ann, (my mother, age not to be released)

Bad Guys:

Cyndi, (Angie's mother, over 40)
Bridgett, (Cyndi's best friend, and Angie's boyfriend's mother, age unknown)
Anita, (Parker's Mom, age unknown (but she uses botox))
Heather, (Angie's sister, 17)
Elijah, (Angie's boyfriend, 12--I know! Gross!)

The beginning:

Heather fights with Parker over IM. Parker is being cynical and depressing and down right annoying.

Heather goes to work still pissed off at Parker.

Parker shows up at little gas station where Heather works.

She tries to get him to apologize, he asks her to drop it and leave him alone. Heather calls Parker a bitch in front of at least 10 people.

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Later that day....

Sarah stays the night at Angies. Hears the entire story, from Heathers view, and gets on Meebo.com to talk to Parker.

She and Angie both yell at Parker until he cries, and agrees to trying to be less depressing and altogether a better friend. In IM's he says three or four cuss words. Mainly fuck.

The three friends make up.

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Approximately a week later.....

Sarah and Angie go down to the boat dock to shoot off fireworks with Parker, Jon, and ..uh, some other kid.

Angie's mom shows up and says she's going to talk to Parker's mother.

Appearently someone told her that Parker had called Angie and Sarah 'bitches'. It wasn't true.

They got her to believe that then she left. Later she called on Sarah's RAZR V3xx (otherwise known as: shit) phone. She fights with Angie; claims she's lying. Angie tells her Parker NEVER called them that and that Heather called Parker one.

Cyndi doesn't believe that. Heather's too much of a goody-two-shoes to admit she said one little cuss word. She keeps it going about Parker calling us bitches.

After fireworks, they go to Angie's house. Bridgett and Elijah are saying all this shit about Parker and none of it is true. Heather is doing the same thing. Cyndi won't let Angie get a word in edgewise and is going through all her texts to Parker.

She counts up cuss words. Sarah decides to leave cause her being there won't help anything at all.

The next day Sarah talks to Parker on myspace. He says Cyndi called Anita and went bullistic. He also lies about Cyndi saying Sarah was a 'troublemaker' and also won't be hanging out with Angie anymore. He also lies to Sarah about his own mother calling Sarah a hussy and whore.

Angie texts Sarah to complain about her mom is 'ruining her life'.

Sarah is getting tired of all this shit. She tells her mom all about it and her mom says "My God! Cyndi is such a hypocritical bitch! She can sit there and cuss through the alphabet, but Parker, a teenager, isn't allowed to say one fucking word?"

Sarah remembers how awesome her mother is.

Angie tells Sarah how she's not allowed to hang with Sarah for a while because her mother read a text that included the word 'rape' from Sarah to Angie. It was a joke! It was about this story Angie told Sarah.

Sarah is two hundred and ninety five point five percent pissed off.

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The End.

So what I need to know is if I should just start hanging out with different people?

I mean, Angie and Parker are really good friends, but there is always DRAMA with them.

I mean, Angie picks fights with me for no good reason. If I look at her like she's nuts she gets fucking defensive and she's a hypocrite! She cusses too, and after all that crap she puts on her myspace page 'i think cussing is immature'. BULLFUCKINGSHITBITCH!

Parker is just depressing. He goes around 'my life sucks; feel sorry for me' whaa whaa whaaaa! I HATE IT. And he was good for a while, but after this it's going to be terrible!

I have plenty of other friends. I just need to know if I should hang with them more until this whole cussing shit settles down.

ADVICE?

Hey few readers (:

I spent the night at my friend, Audra's, house. She's awesome. Plus, she has a pool, which makes her insanely awesome(: When I arrived there, I immediately stripped to my bathing suit and dived in. You should see the tan I got. It's amazing! ahahah. Then it started storming, so we had to get out. But it was a lot of fun. Inside, we made disgusting mac-n-cheese and watched the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, well most of it. It stopped storming so we went back out and swam again. But then we got tired and came back in and watched Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire, and each time Robert Pattinson appeared on the screen we'd scream "EDWARD!" Hahahah. What dorks we are! lmao.

So I came back home today, made myself lunch, took a shower, did my laundry, cleaned my room, redesigned my bulletin board, and took a 2 mile walk. I know. Amazing. That's usually more than I do in a month. ahaha.

But at least now I have clean clothes, and a well-fed, clean, in-shape body to wear them with(:

ttyl.

Hey. My name is Sarah.

Let's see. I just randomly decided to make a createblog account because I was bored. and I like talking. So I figured someone would listen on here. Hahaha.

The first thing I need to tell you is expect no layouts from me. I can do HTML, and I like to, but I can only edit. I have no experience making entire layouts.

If you need a partner who does all the writing on the blogs with links and everything, then I'd be your girl. But I'm too lazy to sit down and figure out all the layouts. Not to mention too busy.

I live in Kentucky. I despise it here. Well, I hate the town I live in, but not Kentucky. I'm moving next year. I can't wait.

I have a beautiful baby puppy named Buddy. He's reads with me. And if I'm sad he cuddles up right beside me like he can tell I am. It's really sweet, actually.

Right now, I'm entirely obsessed with Metro Station. I baught the cd, idk, three weeks ago? And I've listened to it at least 150 times already. I told my mother who plays in the band and she was like "So we know where all the talent in the Cyrus family went..."

My mom's cool. She lets me cuss and flick her off. And she'll just laugh at me. I know it sounds dumb. She just lets us do it cause she cussed while we were eight and that's when we started. She's really nice. But she cares. It's cool. I don't know. We're actually a lot alike. Except I'm more expressive of my opinions and she's more introverted.

I have a brother. He's stupid, lazy, and a complete dumbass. Well, he's kinda smart when it comes to history but otherwise he's stupid. He doesn't want to go to college. I told him he's ruining his life. He said SHUT UP. Lmao. See?

I wish I had a boyfriend. LOL. I did have one, but he was a complete jackass. I mean, he'd sit right in front of me at lunch discussing with this girl everything that was wrong with me (I have a little acne, I don't pay attention enough, I don't share my feelings, I'm mean....) It's so stupid. And now I've decided to set standards for a boyfriend.

1) Respects me. 2) Treats me how I deserve 3) Doesn't expect too much 4) Let's me open up when I want to 5) Has a decent looking myspace 6) has straight blonde hair or unruly brown hair 7) Won't force his tounge down my throat 8) likes going to the movies 9) is not the jealous type 10) likes dogs

Those are my standards. LOL. If you do know anyone who meets them:

sarahcorley08 or add my myspace.

So I have to go. Bye(: